Dual....:-)
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
