The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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