The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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