if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
