I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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