that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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