Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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