Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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