Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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