just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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