belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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