Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Randomize