i just wanna soil my oats bro
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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