I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
