I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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