im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
There's always time for handjobs
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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