Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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