I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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