Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you win again, gameday.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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