it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
where does the pee come out of this thing
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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