Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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