You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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