Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
