I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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