hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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