guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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