this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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