I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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