If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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