We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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