What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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