Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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