There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
My dick has a subreddit
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