I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
