Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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