return my video game
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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