I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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