Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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