we're making bets on your personal life
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
i think my cat just said my name.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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