it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
too bad you live with your parents still
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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