Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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