Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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