she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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