Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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