I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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