I think I just saw someone hide a body.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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