Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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