Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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