Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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