stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
i think my cat just said my name.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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