Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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