better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Randomize
