She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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