idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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