I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
as a side note pls kill me
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