thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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