You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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